Irritable? You ought to see its owner 15/10/2013
Toil and trouble bubbled galore in the Slatts’ guts over the past fortnight. Gaseous eruptions north and south, bloating that would lift a zeppelin and worst of all, four days of non-stop hiccups.
Various sawbones perused many blood tests and scans and prescribed assorted nostrums for limited effect. Finally a young resident at the hospital local determined a condition and prescribed a potion that has eased the tumult below and blocked rising acids. Now for the first day in two weeks I’ve gone four hours without a burp or ‘cup.
Touching wood like a paranoid koala.
Upside? I can’t wait to warn some annoying kid that I’ve got an Irritable Bowel.
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