The dog ate it . . . 12/3/2013
Australian cricket’s latest turmoil is a metaphor for today’s Australian society:
Talented risk-takers hobbled by regulations and paperwork devised by second-rate unimaginatives:
Watson, James Pattinson, Usman Khawaja and Mitchell Johnson were all dumped for Thursday’s third Test for failing for a minor disciplinary breach – not completing an assignment by team management on how to make improvements in the team.
Of course, the humourless oafs behind this strategy are meeting the scorn they deserve.

What else would you expect from convicts?
I look forward to the embarrassment Australia will get from England very soon. It will put a smile on the face of your head of state.
The Queen of England.