Yuk! 19/1/2013
Worst sicko of the year. So far.
JANUARY 18–A Florida man faces upwards of 10 years in federal prison after pleading guilty this week to a revolting product tampering scheme in which he returned used enemas to the CVS pharmacy where he purchased the item.

I think 10 years with some new, hairy friends (not that he’ll see their faces too often) might help keep his relevant orifice open in between enemas.