Definitely disturbing 18/12/2012
Here’s a report guaranteed to produce a tsunami of puns and wordplay:
A 37-year-old Swedish woman with an admitted obsession with skeletons has been convicted of disturbing the peace of the dead for allegedly using human bones for sexual purposes.

Using bones for sexual purposes? I don’t get it. What the heck use would bones be for sexual gratification? Weird, the Swedes must be.
Not familiar with the term “getting boned”?