A truck carrying President Obama’s teleprompter (jokingly referred to as TOTUS, or the teleprompter of the United States), podiums, and audio equipment has been stolen in Virginia.
Asked to comment, the President was stuck for words.
Commenters are having fun. This, from someone signed Teleprompter #1:
Help, help! I’m being held by the teabagging Koch Bros.. Do what they say or they’re going to hook me up to a car battery and fry my wiring! These guys desperate, they’re not joking. Leave the money where they told you to or I’m toast, and or our Dear Leader will never speak again!
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