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Celiberal is your one-stop shop for displays of astonishing hypocrisy and stupidity.

“Have we gone to war yet? We (expletive) deserve to get bombed. Bring it on.”
“Let’s get rid of all the economic (expletive) this country represents! Bring it on, I hope the Muslims win!”
— Chrissie Hynde

“My daughter is four, my boy is one. I’d like them to see America as a toy, a broken toy. Investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling and then get out.”
– Johnny Depp

In response to 9/11:
“Yes this is all wonderful news, it is time that the f*cking Jews get their heads kicked in. It’s time to finish off the US once and for all.”
“I was happy, could not really believe what has happened. I just cant be crying about the US , you know ..All the crimes the US is committing all over the world. This just shows, what goes around, that comes around even to the United States. Thats what happened tonight, what goes around comes around even to the United States.”
– Bobby Fischer

“I don’t agree, you see, I don’t really view communism as a bad thing.”– Whoppie Goldberg

“This is a racist and imperialist war. The warmongers who stole the White House (you call them ‘hawks’, but I would never disparage such a fine bird) have hijacked a nation’s grief and turned it into a perpetual war on any non-white country they choose to describe as terrorist.”
– Woody Harrelson

“I think George Bush is such an embarrassment to America in the way that he doesn’t take the rest of the world into consideration.
“And it all seems to be for him and his friends to keep getting richer at the expense of a nation, at the expense of the environment. It’s like a full scale assault on the environment.”
– Gwyneth Paltrow

“It’d be different if he was staring somebody down with a loaded gun in his hand. But there doesn’t seem to be any indications whatsoever that this man [Hussein] poses an immediate threat to anybody.”
– Richard Gere