Tiger’s a Cheetah 3/12/2009
Top 10 Tiger Woods jokes on the web
One:
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife
Two:
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards
Three:
Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods’ shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.
Four:
What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He’d gone clubbing
Five:
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron
Six:
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
Seven:
This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards
Eight:
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
Nine:
Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash. He’s still below par though
Ten:
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
I’m glad to see Tiger’s troubles have made it around the world so quickly! But can’t a celebrity have a couple of girlfriends, fight with his wife and wreck his car in peace anymore :>]
Yeah those Sweedish chicks man, i’ll tell ya I made a pass at divorced one once. Scary!
Slatts, you shouldn’a gone there…
Fall from Grace:
A Tiger to a Cheetah