Full Marx   28/1/2008

This is absolutely brilliant, the sharpest satire in yonks. Warning, remove all vessels of liquid from anywhere near your keyboard. Jack Marx is a genius.

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    Bruce
    29/1/2008 | 10:46 am
     

    I feel sorry that Germaine Greer was unleashed on the world – no one deserves to be hit by that.

    *Hey Slatts, with all the buzz about Ted Ken endorsing Obama, I’m dying to share this (sorry for long quote but no specific link) :

    • The expected endorsement of Barack Obama today, by Ted Kennedy, may require changes in your schedule. We understand that all airliners will be required to land before the endorsement so that passengers may gather at TV screens in terminals to watch the moment. All surgeries have been cancelled. Some schools are open, some are closed. Houses of worship will keep their doors open for those who wish to contemplate history. There will be no mail delivery. But when is there ever?

    You know, I was thinking about the moment that Kennedy called Obama to tell him the good news. As I understand it from informed sources, it went like this:

    KENNEDY: Barack, m’man, this is Ted.

    OBAMA: Oh, hello Ted. About that pizza order…

    KENNEDY: No, no Barack. It’s Ted Kennedy, US Senate.

    OBAMA: Oh, sure, hi Ted.

    KENNEDY: Barack, have I got news for you. I’m endorsing you for president.

    OBAMA: You’re…

    KENNEDY: I know it’s an emotional moment. Just think of it, Barack. From now on your name will be linked with the name Ted Kennedy. A Kennedy. You’re anointed, m’man.

    OBAMA: Right, well, gee Ted, uh, thanks.

    KENNEDY: It’s okay. After all your suffering, it’s the least I could do. And we won’t have a girl in the White House.

    OBAMA: No, I…I guess not. Well, I don’t know what to say.

    KENNEDY: I know how you feel, soul. Now I’ll give you the topping on the cake. I’m going out to campaign for you.

    OBAMA: Oh, uh, wow.

    KENNEDY: We’ll have all those pictures together, you and me, right through the election. Everyone will see you with a Kennedy.

    OBAMA: Sure, that’s certainly true.

    KENNEDY: Okay, Barack, I have to pack. I’m flying out, kid. This is gonna be fun. Go tell Michelle.

    OBAMA: Sure, well, bye Ted.

    KENNEDY: High five, my friend. (click)

    OBAMA: Michelle, Michelle! We’re done. Clinton got Kennedy to endorse me.

    http://www.urgentagenda.com/

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