Endangered species 24/11/2007
Green fanatics giving you the irrits? Not to worry, they’re heading for extinction.
“Because when Toni terminated her pregnancy, she did so in the firm belief she was helping to save the planet. Toni Vernelli was sterilized at age 27 to reduce her carbon footprint.”
Says Ms Vernelli: “Having children is selfish. It’s all about maintaining your genetic line at the expense of the planet.”


Pity her parents didn’t have the same conviction…
Don’t know if news of the election has reached the far-West yet, but the Greens have done quite nicely thank you very much.