Slotted 5/5/2007
Wouldn’t mind betting that right now Big Bertha in cell block 13 is strapping on the Steely Dan.
THE endless party that is Paris Hilton’s lifestyle was gatecrashed by the law today as the socialite was sentenced to 45 days in prison for a parole violation.
I LOVED STEELY DANS MUSIC.
What the heck do you mean in this context?
No wonder journalists as a group are considered by the public to be brainless clowns. This article is at the same level of crassness as one that a local pompous ass wrote about Steve Irwin (same theme as G. Greer), a day or two after he died. And you lot get paid for writing such rubbish! Still down there with used car salesmen etc. for a few more years yet it seems.
Big Bertha better have a mining lamp and keys, just to be sure. Has she signed an AWA?
You left your ring on!
I’m not wearing a ring – that’s my watch!