Origins of civilization 20/11/2005
This is how it all came about:
Once beer was discovered it required grain & that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.
Some men spent their days tracking & killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as “The Conservative movement.” Other men who were weaker & less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q’s & doing the sewing, fetching & hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men sometimes think and act like they are women. The rest became known as ‘girleymen.’
Get Windschuttle on the phone cos I think this is gunna revolutionise the conventional pink frilly armband of history.
Other LabORed as earthenware jar washers.
And what of the the Greens?! As they were not meateaters and rarely beer drinkers they were shunned.
However sane men thought them excellent for a different purpose – chaining to trees as lures for bears and boars.
Ah, and our complete history returns.
I thought God invented beer to stop the Irish taking over the world?