Greg Gutfeld posted this at the leftwing Huffington Post. He must have a death wish.
Patriotic terrorists love America with so much intensity that it appears to the untrained eye that they hate it. But it’s actually the most powerful form of “tough love” known to man, woman and Rosie O’Donnell. Patriotic terrorists love America so much that they realize it needs an intervention – and real terror is the only way to enable that intervention. In fact, to keep a mammoth, arrogant superpower like America in check, terrorism is the only thing we’ve got. Noam Chomsky knew this from the start, making him a patriotic terrorist of the highest order. This is why he gets the chicks.
It’s a clever, funny piece. Read the lot.
Of course, it attracted highly intelligent expressions of disagreement:
Is this a reprint of your father’s speech endorsing the Third Reich?
I take exception to this post. You seem to think that anyone who wishes to see America on its knees must be a terrorist. Well, better build a huge long wall round the entire country, as most of the rest of the world wants this to happen. the US has squandered its goodwill around the globe, and its face to the world (bush admin) engages in doublespeak. How can you NOT want a State, (which HAS nukes) who tortures, denies due process to hundreds at Gitmo(remember Innocent before PROVEN guilty? quaint concept, huh?), is now allowing HERESAY evidence to help EXECUTE people, committed the highest War Crime -Aggressive Warfare, to have its leadership (now that’s a joke) removed from office, and tried for Crimes Against Humanity? All while they deny that anything like this has ever, or could ever take place because of ‘American Values’. The fact is, the US is pretty much a Rogue State (the exec branch, anyway – and they have the nuke codes). I for one would like to see God teach America a lesson in humility, but i don’t consider myself to be a terrorist – a word that is bandied around so much it has really ceased to mean anything specific. Bomb a building, you’re a terrorist. Fine. Let loose animals caged in scientific experiments (on moral/ethical gronds), you’re an eco-terrorist. Bit messed up, dont u think? Pretty soon , i think we’ll see nonviolent dissidents labeled as ‘passive terrorists’ or something to the effect. Greg, Rome is burning, and you don’t even notice. Hope the flames keep you warm for just a little bit longer, if it makes u feel good, cause one day, a SWAT team will crash thru YOUR door, looking for subversive material – probably your copy of the Bill of Rights. Gnash, gnash, drool, dribble, my brain hurts, stop the voices . . .
All right, all right , I made up the last sentence.
Gutfeld’s views have triggered a petition. But I suspect mischief afoot.