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So that you don’t have to stay up late to catch it during the World Cup, here’s what has been billed as the greatest ad ever made.

This removes any doubts that the Old Bill has been fully emasculated by political correctness and lawyer grief.

Police refused to chase a thief who had stolen a moped because the youth was not wearing a helmet, the victim said yesterday.
Max Foster, 18, said officers told him they feared being sued if the thief fell off the moped and injured himself.

Ullo, Ullo, Ullo!!!
Looks like someone’s banged up to rights.

The fondest childhood memories of many boomers are of Guy Fawkes Night.
I still cackle at recall of the old man hopping about like a demented wallaby when a string of jumping jacks exploded up the inside leg of his Fletcher Jones’.
Then, in one of the early manifestations of the modern nanny state, they banned crackers. And one of the most joyful occasions of childhood was wiped from the calendar.
Merrikans, value your liberty. Fight fireworks bans!

“There will be no smoking, no alcohol and halal food only.”

And they’re calling it a fun day!